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Ali's Worst Ever Pick-Up Lines Post by: Ali Carle 11 June, 2009 - 8:23 AM
What's the best / worst pick-up line that you've ever heard?
Ali reckons the best / worst that she's ever come across is: "Baby, where did you get your bruises...from when you fell down from heaven?" Urgh!
What's yours? Share your favourite best / worst pick-up line now as we compile The Greatest Pick-Up Lines In History!
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Tom says
Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Posted Thursday 11 June, 2009 10:49 AM -
andy says
here's some classics:
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Posted Thursday 11 June, 2009 2:50 PM -
Cynthia J says
A friend of mine once got in summer "Hey you don't sweat much for a fat chick, do you wanna dance?" - charming.
Posted Tuesday 16 June, 2009 5:53 PM -
Helen Davis says
Well I can't give you the white picket fence sweetheart, but I can give you something else that you might like tonight...!!!
Posted Wednesday 17 June, 2009 11:14 AM
(EXIT, stage left I believe, LOL!!) -
Kellie says
"Do you like whales?" (if the other person answered yes) "How about a humpback at my place!"
Posted Thursday 18 June, 2009 11:46 PM -
Joanne says
In answer to Toms pick up line dated 11th June, "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Fertilized"
(This usually puts them off)
Posted Sunday 21 June, 2009 8:11 AM -
Janelle says
The worst line i ever received was.........your haristyle is very becoming and if i was on you .....I would be coming too.
Posted Sunday 21 June, 2009 2:03 PM -
Margaret WEYLAND says
Whilst at a dance one night, some years ago, my friend was asked by a guy standing with his mates,
"Do You Root?"She was flabergasted at the audacity of his question.
I just stared at him, and he then turned and said the same to me.
I smiled at him and said
"I'm Fussy Not Frustrated"He felt very belittled when his mates cheered me and ridiculed him.
Posted Tuesday 23 June, 2009 10:24 AM -
patto says
your legs must be tired,you have been running thru my mind since i saw you.Or even more bold
Posted Wednesday 24 June, 2009 8:05 PM
"nice shoes,wanna root? -
pete says
would ya like to get involved in a deep and meaningless relationship
Posted Tuesday 30 June, 2009 4:08 PM
