John has been hanging around radio stations for a long time - 18 years in fact. Things just got better now that he's just found a bug in the Triple M security system which allows him access to the on-air studio.
He loves playing songs from his favourite band The Rolling Stones and he's always full of useless information. When he talks about the other music on Triple M he makes a lot of stuff up.
A failed attempt at internet dating has resulted in long lonely nights at home watching back to back episodes of the Sopranos, eating 'Chicken in a biscuit'.
In the late 90's John once spilled a drink all over the keyboard player from the Lighthouse Family and he's never been invited to any other industry function since.