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Marto's Arguement With A Pot Hole
Madame H 22 January, 2010 - 1:51 PM
These weren't exactly what I thought I'd be getting when I asked for some holiday photos.
We all know Marto likes to rant but when he decided to take it out on the road, we always knew who was going to come off worse.
See his 'sporting' injury pictures.
We say "toughen up Marto and stop being a mouse."
What do you think? What's the worst injury you've ever had?
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gorgeousdave says
lost my right finger nail in a fight a long time ago and it won't grow back...i rate my tragedy higher than yours easily
Posted Friday 22 January, 2010 2:11 PM -
Josh says
finger nail - still laughing, you fool. Marrto - perhaps you can clad yourself in that bubble wrap next time
Posted Friday 22 January, 2010 2:14 PM -
Phil says
Marto that's just a scratch
Posted Saturday 23 January, 2010 10:15 AM
On Father's Day the the Spt before last I was knocked off my pushbike and broke both arms and now have two permanent bits of metal work holding my elbow together.
Give yourself a dose of Mecurichrome and get over it lol -
Sonya says
When I was 2-3 (29yr ago) I pulled myself up on the tap in the tub and slipped. I put my teeth through my lip (3 stitches)and the tap through part of my chin(2 stitches). I also took a chunk out of my tongue that now sticks up almost 1/2 cm. I also took 4 cm off my pointer finger and permanently bent it inwards on my right hand when it got hit by a propeller on a model hovercraft in moreton bay. ( bonus was couldn't do exams the next week)
Posted Saturday 30 January, 2010 9:30 PM -
Matt Lynn says
Harden up Marto. I played Schoolboy Rugby Union. This one game we were getting thrashed as usual, I popped the ball back to our fullback and continued jogging in his general direction to get on side when he unexpectedly kicked it. A perfect torpedo straight into my nads from about ten feet away. I can remember getting carried off and the rest is a blur. Needless to say my tackle has never quite been the same...
Posted Friday 12 February, 2010 7:16 PM -
Gregg says
At age 14 i feel off a pushy and had 10 fractures of the skull and a blood clot on the brain 5 pieces of bone removed and a perspex plate put in,
Posted Monday 22 February, 2010 10:16 PM

