Posted: 8 March, 2011 by Chris E Leigh

Charlie Sheen Fired, Releases Awesome Statement

After weeks of sex, drugs and rock and roll-fueled debauchery, Charlie Sheen has been officially fired by Warner Bros from his smash hit show, Two And A Half Men.

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After weeks of sex, drugs and rock and roll-fueled debauchery, Charlie Sheen has been officially fired by Warner Bros from his smash hit show, Two And A Half Men.

In classic Sheen style, he's released a statement of his own, referring to himself as a "warlock" from a "terrestrial dimension" and his former boss as "whatshiscock" via gossip site TMZ.

 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension," Sheen declared, in classic crazy style.

TMZ also posted Sheen's lengthy letter from Warner Bros, explaining in detail why he got the sack. Have a laugh at it here.

The Grill Team spoke to Slash last week about Sheen's rock star lifestyle and Bold & The Beautiful actor Ron Moss just moments after the news hit the global headlines.

I personally think that Charlie has a couple of things going for him," Moss told the Grill Team. "He's very cocky about the whole thing... which in some ways can be kind of a good thing. Everyone aspires to do the '#winning' thing that he's talking about."

"He's just coming out and being so flamboyant and over-the-top about it that it pisses everyone off. He may have a problem with the drugs stuff ... that he's not admitting to. Everyone thinks he does," Moss added. Moss also said Sheen could have shown "a little humility" in the wake of his massive paycheque.

It seems the internet may be Sheen's new playground - or more accurately, "Sheen's Korner" his new live-streamed online show that's attracted over 100 million views on his first episode.

However, whether he can translate online streaming numbers and his over two million Twitter followers into the kind of cold hard cash he was used to on Two And A Half Men remains to be seen.

What do you think? Is Sheen a legend or a loser?

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