Sometimes a stupid moniker can get you a sweet gig!

I'm now the third guy to get a shift on Triple M with a ridiculous name - see chart below:

1) Dangerous Dave Williams

2) Fitzy

3) Me

Okay, maybe being called Amazing and Dangerous is a bit sillier than Fitzy. In all seriousness, I have already worked at a chemist, newsagent, KFC, cafe, car plant and accounting firm. With that kind of experience, it makes me perfect for using lots of expensive equipment to play songs on the radio! (does it really???) Also, management at Triple M have decided that I'm best suited in a "non-client facing role." (See above photo)

Give me a call on 1 333 53 whenever you like. Especially if you're a supporter of the mighty Bombers! We can talk about our famous victories (such as the 1993 Fosters Cup over Richmond - let's recite the half-back line together!)

To compare notes:

Favourite Bands: Guns N Roses, Nirvana, Killers, Collective Soul, Faith No More

Last meal before I die: Chicken Parma - salad in a side bowl for easy disposal

Favourite moment in radio: Witnessing Brian Taylor inhale a platter of seafood at a high-brow function

Least Favourite moment in radio: Thinking about the poor prawns, squid and other crustations that suffered in the BT "Inhalation-gate" incident.

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