The Spoonman
An awarded journalist, Spoonman has interviewed Prime Ministers, raged with rockers, probed porn stars and put up with prima donnas.
Trusty sidekick of the Spoonman (although not in a Batman and Robin type way).
According to wikipedia, Garfield would leave his job at Triple M for a small roll in "Star Trek Commander" which is entirely untrue... He actually said for a small roll in Battlestar Galactica.
A consumate professional, unless of course you say football should be called soccer, he has the arduous job of keeping the Spoonman in check and on time during the show and can be heard nightly with nuggets of wisdom/stupidity.