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Hello, I am Justin Hamilton's former wife Vishney. We met each other at a Killing Heidi concert where I was in raptures because I love the lyrics of Ella Hooper. They speak to me in my dark soul and suggest that maybe life can be betterÂ…especially if I moved near a weir.
On my left hand I am growing my nails as long as I possibly can to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. I would love to be in there next to the man with the longest nose in the world. It is my dream. It is my passion.I have an amazing sense of humour and will tell you my favourite joke. An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar and they all hate you because you're a minority. See, very funny. And political.I have 26 older brothers who are all lawyers.
On the weekend they play full side cricket against each other for the Shark Cup. So far scores are level. The games are hotly contested for two reasons. One: both sides want to win. Two: it is really hot in India.In my right hand I handle an AK-47 because I am fighting in Kashmir so my family can own it again. That and I love Led Zepplin and would love to have their song Kashmir played in the mall. That would be ace.I must run now but please, if you see Justin, tell him it was only his personality that drove a wedge in our relationship. If he just chillax's a bit, maybe we could be together again. . .forever.