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Standard Discipline: Salon Owner Kept Robber As Sex Slave Post by: Mase 14 July, 2011 - 11:52 AM

Hairdresser Kidnaps Robber.

A Russian bloke got the ultimate reality check when he broke into and tried to rob salon owned by a karate black belt hairdresser whom subsequently kidnapped him, force fed him Viagra and used him as a sex slave for three days.

The 28 year old hairdresser allegedly stripped the offender naked and tied him up in the back room with a hair dryer cable. She force fed him Viagra and had sex with him a couple of times to 'teach him a lesson'.

The aspiring robber who was released after three days, reported the incident to police immediately. And what did his kidnapper have to say when she was arrested, you ask?

"What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

He dobbed her in after she bought him jeans?! Traitor.

Is this the wackiest arrest you've ever heard of?

 

 

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  • Mick says

    in Soviet Russia, woman rape you!

    Posted Thursday 14 July, 2011 12:16 PM
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