Paul Murray

Born the son of a Kenyan Immigrant and a woman from Kansas, Paul Murray rose to become the 44th President of the United States on 20th January 2009.

An award winning, founding member of the Moscow Circus, Paul played the part of knife throwing bear from 1970-1984.

A brief stint as Major Dad on Broadway followed before Paul was able to follow his true childhood dream, professional wrestling.

Fighting under the name “The Cohiba Killer” he became the first person in WWF history to hold both the world men’s and women’s world heavyweight title.

A near fatal squirrel grip at Wrestlemania 7 ended his in ring career, turning to managing such champions as “Mad Rooter” and ‘The Pants Man”.

By the early 90’s Paul’s a love of pencils took flight with a highly successful 6 year stint as head designer at the Derwent factory in the UK. To this day he counts the color red as his crowning achievement.

There was some …. Unpleasantness at a wet t-shirt competition on the gold coast in 2002 that saw Paul retreat from public life. But lawyers for Frankie J Holden have since dropped their suit.

In 2009 Paul Murray returned to night time radio on Triple M, but with one condition, that hears the Kings of Leon every 30 minuets. A promise he hopes to keep every weeknight on Triple M.

In his spare time Paul reads profiles of radio announcers on the internet.

Rachel Corbett

Rachel Corbett began life as Gavin Andrew Miller in Liverpool England in 1742.

Raised by wolves, but loved by all Gavin became Rachel in the unforgettable summer of 1816.

A gifted woodsman and hunter Rachel made history with successive world elk hunting championships in the late 19th Century.

The early 1900’s weren’t kind to Rach; she was unable to practice her passion of law after accidentally pleading guilty for a woman who didn’t actually kill her husband.

Keen to get away Rachel floated for six years and seven nights on a makeshift raft with her only friend Wilson before finding land in Hawaii.

Then some stuff happened, but I can’t read my handwriting.

Oh that’s right she invented the internet accidentally while making the bed in 1972.

The promise of a cameo on the Paul Hogan Show saw Rachel set a course for Australia.

Her one and only scene didn’t go well and Rachel eventually announced her retirement from professional media after a disastrous outing as a contestant on Supermarket Sweep.

A crippling addiction to Vitamin C tablets forced Rachel to seek work again; however the only work available was with Paul Murray on Triple M.

This proved an awkward proposition as the pair had a child Paul does not legally recognize to this day.

When asked to comment on her life thus far, Rachel could not be contacted.

But you can hear her every weeknight on Triple M.