Posted: 21 November, 2016
by Pub Talk
Bloke Leaves Ass-Print On Door Of Victorian Town Hall
Crime of the Century
The Age have reported that in the north-east Victorian town of Wodonga, police are trying to crack the crime of the century.
A break-in at the community hall lead to the discovery of this suspicious ass-print:
Understandably, Wodonga Police are baffled.
"I'm going 'Ok, what do we have here?'" crime scene sergeant Shane Martin said.
"I don't think he squats."
The suspects that broke into the town hall let off a fire extinguisher and stole a television, but that doesn't explain the ass-print.
"They're having a joke, or they're actually trying to lean up against the door to break in, but I don't know why they'd do it pantsless," he said.
Anyone with information is urged to phone Wodonga police on (02) 6049 2600 or Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.