WATCH: Bloke Covers Metallica Using Dildos

Talk about hitting the skins, metal drummer Samus obviously loves to beat his meat, replacing his drum sticks with dildos.

With these innovative drum sticks he’s shared his cover of the 1991 Metallica classic Enter Sandman.

Although his dick sticks are floppy, they size up to Metallica’s Lars Ulrich’s.

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We’re waiting for his version of Masturbation of Puppets.