This is GOLD! Overnight, this Adelaide genius from Sellicks Beach has put up the South Road tram bridge up for sale on Ebay at the bargain price of $30,000,000.
The item "conditions" of the ad state:
We paid $30,000,000 for this 9 years ago and its just not going to sute the purpose any longer. It would make a great farm bridge for getting thoes milkers across the creek. Or even make your fishing mates envious with your own personal snapper drop or jetty, the possibilities are endless.
We are pretty keen for a quick sale as the bridge is causing a couple of traffic issues so best offer gets it. You will need to bring a couple mates with trolley Jacks to get it down and to your trailer.
It also adds in the model specifications:
"Brand: McConnell Dowell"
What are you waiting for? Why not have a bid on this once in a lifetime opportunity?
keynes8963, you are officially our hero.