Panda Porn... It's A Thing Now

All to save an endangered species...

So… there’s a massive problem facing Giant Pandas at the moment.

Right now, they are on the Red List of Threatened Species according to the IUCN (International Union for Conservation of Nature).

Meaning that they’re that close to going extinct.

The problem, reportedly, lies with the male of the species. They apparently sleep for 16 hours a day, and snooze for the rest of it. So they don’t have much appetite for the other thing you can do in bed.

Even worse, female pandas are only sexually receptive for two to three days a year.

So, scientists and researchers, with this in mind, have tried all sorts of ideas in order to get pandas to get it on. Music, Viagra, even “massage” techniques… none of which have had much luck.

Enter the new idea… Panda Porn.

That’s right… considering what they’ve already tried, it’s not that far fetched an idea.

The only problem is, there’s an obvious shortage of panda porn around the world. Probably with good reason.

To counter this, Pornhub have stepped in and created a new category called ‘Panda Style’, and they’re encouraging couples to upload videos of themselves doing it panda style. Pornhub will even donate $100 to non-profit panda preservation organisations for each video received.

Pornhub have even made a video about it, but we wouldn't dare put it here. They're only cartoons but still, probably NSFW.

Whether it works or not remains to be seen… if you’re into that sort of thing.


Written by: @dantheinternut

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