I Don't Do Cats

Give Me Dogs Anytime


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You are a cat person or a dog person, I care not what any research says, I truly believe there is no grey area.

I've never been a cat person, don't like them at all, unless we're talking Lions or tigers, they're different.

Cats seem to have an attitude like the crows you see picking at road kill on the highway. When you drive up them they don't fly away to safety, no, they simply saunter off to the side of the road until traffic has passed.

Cats would do that. 

I found the picture here this morning and thought, you'll never get a near human look like that from a cat. Looks of disgust or contempt yes, but nothing whimsical from these spawn of Satan.

Would you ever see a cat wearing a silly coat like the ones our poor canines will be given fro Xmas presents? NO!

What's more the dog will be etrenally grateful for the gesture.

Try this experiment; come home late one night after a hard day at work and discover your dog sitting on your favorite chair in front of the TV.

Ask him/her to get off and the dog will do it's best to apologise to you for ruining your evening by delaying your sit down.

Cats will stretch, look at you, give you the proverbial finger, and lay back down. 

And demand you get food. NOW!

I also happen to know they talk amongst themselves about how dumb that stupid dog is.

This Xmas please don't hurt your dog by giving a new tartan coat or collar, the cats will mock mercilessly.

And still won't get off your chair.

Really, really don't like them.

 

18 December 2017

Article by:

Cliff Reeve




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