Quirky Country Music Songs Day

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Quirky Country Music Songs Day

We've all heard the old joke about country music, what do you get if you play a country song backwards?

You get your wife back, your dog comes back and the truck is yours again.

Country music is a lot different these days, not as hokey as it used to be, the jokes linger though and today is a day to pay tribute to the yokel with a banjo and a grass stalk in his teeth.

It's International Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day. Yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Here's a list of some of my all time favs:

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

Please Bypass My Heart.

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, 
But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.

Look around and you'll find a whole lot more!

So put on your flanny shirt, hitch up your jeans and dust off those boots, coz the wagon is rockin'

 

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