We've all heard the old joke about country music, what do you get if you play a country song backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog comes back and the truck is yours again.
Country music is a lot different these days, not as hokey as it used to be, the jokes linger though and today is a day to pay tribute to the yokel with a banjo and a grass stalk in his teeth.
It's International Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day. Yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Here's a list of some of my all time favs:
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.
Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
Please Bypass My Heart.
She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman,
But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.
Look around and you'll find a whole lot more!
So put on your flanny shirt, hitch up your jeans and dust off those boots, coz the wagon is rockin'