The 79 Hashtags James Brayshaw Invented In 2018

JB's Instagram is completely off-tap.

Triple M's own James Brayshaw is either the king of hashtags or an absolute #cocksmack - you decide.

Here is an example of his work:

JB's 79 Original Hashtags from 2018:

#punterandslatstiny

#unluckiestfishinthebay

#brownycalminginfluence

#fossandinowhere

#howgooddoesjimlook

#lisaprettynutstoo

#daylightsavingsisgold

#easywhenyourpractising

#visacardhasblownup

#everyothertouristis100

#italyisinsanelygood

#suckedinjim

#notbotheringoldmate

#myriglikedavidonlybigger

#excitedbottle

#jimindominatingform

#howcooltheopentopcabs

#hatdoingplenty

#lovewhentheyshutthedoors

#wattsyusedtolookafterme

#bestcricketgearbyfar

#awesome4simmobtw

#theydontwantabarofit

#gotabitofDKLilleeabouthim

#threehugeunits

#dadtheyoungestinthephoto

#whyisntheatschool

#nothardtobefunnierthanfat

#luckiestgirlinAUS

#sheswonlotto

#betterthrutheballthandad

#letsmeknowaboutittoo

#wevedisappearedupourownarse

#staggeringoverreaction

#lightenupitsagame

#mymatescangetf

#nutsofficiallyfrozen

#snuckthrutothekeeper

#sheseriouslyrubbeditintoo

#jimverygoodatdoingbuggerall

#bristlewoundrightup

#brownynotsurewhereheis

#fatlookslikeasnowman

#onlyabitsadhesahawksfan

#faceactuallycantchange

#threehoursofkipmissed

#literallykickingoffthedew

#thinkshesnatfyfe

#melbourneproperlyrocks

#lisasbeertwiceasbig

#imsaddledwithfatforanotheryear

#fatalreadyannoyingme

#sadlydraggingmyarsehome

#staggeringlybeautiful

#alltimeplaceqtown

#minutesawayfromgettingrightonit

#rubberdogshitoutofhongkong

#you2charactersrgoingtoTopGun

#wheresmycoolhelmet

#backwhenBoofhadhair

#addingsomemuchneededeyecandy

#theywonlottoatbirththesetwo

#completelynutscourse

#destinedfortopfive

#leadsingerofloverboy

#Molloyverydusty

#ialwayscomeoffsecondbest

He also attempted a number of hashtags that had symbols inside them - making them invalid. Here they are:

#global&trending

#100%havenoideawhatimdoing

#upup&away

#remindingtheboysof96&99

#arch&colbypretenders

#twosuperstars&fat

And finally, here is JB's finest work. All his references to either being airborne soon, or currently being airborne:

#jimabouttobeairborne

#jimproperlyairborne

#jimairborne

#jimstillairborne

#jimtotallyairborne

#jimnowproperlyflying

While you're here, this is some classic audio from The Rush Hour:

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