Calls For Luke Darcy To Be Chicken Schnitzeled Following Magpie Theft

The are calls (led by Mick Molloy) for Luke Darcy to undergo a full Chicken Schnitzeling after he was caught nicking bread rolls from Collingwood.

What is a “Chicken Schnitzeling” you ask?!

Eddie McGuire explained on the Hot Breakfast: “The new punishment for players who are late or have transgressed. What happens is they go down to St Kilda Beach - which is cold this time of year as you can imagine.”

“If you come late, you are then forced to jump off the pier - so fully submerged in the cold freezing waters down there - swim to the beach, and once on the beach you have to roll yourself around on the sand to make yourself look like a chicken schnitzel.”

“To get the sand out of your ear and everywhere else you have to go back (and jump of the pier again)Schnitzel Schnitzel Schnitzel,” Eddie said.

“The Collingwood boys can roll you around,” Mick Molloy told Darce.

“All we want is our pound of flesh and if that’s a schnitzel, that’s a schnitzel.”