Lord Heath Shaw Has Come Up With One Of The Best Pocket Profiles You'll Ever Read

'Nickname: Sparkes, Notso'

Lord Heath Shaw Has Come Up With One Of The Best Pocket Profiles You'll Ever Read Image: Getty

Heath Shaw is at it again.

Sorry, Lord Heath Shaw, that is.

The GWS veteran has compiled a pocket profile on the Giants' website and it's absolutely everything you'd expect from Heater.

We've got the best bits below!

HEATH SHAW'S POCKET PROFILE:

Name: Heath Shaw

Nickname: Sparkles, Notso 

Grand Final – day, twilight or night: At the GIANTS we just do preliminary finals. 

Best set shot at your club: Dave Matthews (CEO)



Most underrated AFL player: Tony Shepard (Chairman)

My coach often says “My name spelled backwards is Noel.”

Best advice you’ve received: “There’s no such thing as bad weather, you’re just wearing the wrong clothes.” 

Least-preferred teammate on road trips and why: Shane Mumford, we dealt with that by forcing him to retire.

Team barracked for as a kid: Eastside Dingoes FC 

Best concert attended: High 5

Three apps you can’t live without: Weather App, TAB App, BLYS Massage App 

Guilty pleasure: Innocent until proven guilty 

Your passions or interests outside footy: Hotel Management, recycling, reverse parallel parking 

Do you have any pets: Giraffe (Lachlan Keeffe) 

Favourite cartoon or movie character: Dufman

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