The infamous ‘Big Penguin’, son of MMM Winter Breakfast host Mark Howard, has a foolproof plan to improve the stumbling season of the Collingwood Magpies.
Nathan Buckley's team are currently lingering at 14th on the ladder with a 5-9 record, seemingly needing all the help they can get.
Up steps The Big Penguin to lend a helping hand.
The footballing guru’s plan to fix the Pies was an exclusive on this morning’s show, with the die-hard Hawks fan only happy to help out an opposing team.
The Penguins plan is this:
- Not give it to the other team
- Not let ‘them’ get the ball
- Not let ‘them’ touch it
- Always try and wear footy boots
- When the drink carriers come out, always get a drink
- When it’s half time, or something, go to the loo and have a wee or a poo
Hopefully Bucks was listening because this feedback is absolutely genius: hold onto the footy, remember to wear your boots, keep hydrated, and have a wee or a poo at halftime (or whenever).
The four-point plan has even received a glowing review from comedian and avid footy fan Will Anderson
If they take that advice into their weekend match-up against Essendon, the Pies might just turn their season around!