The Best Gags From The Sydney Test

One last dose of comedy gold!

The Best Gags From The Sydney Test Image: Triple M Cricket

The Aussies wrapped up a 4-0 series win with a comprehensive innings and 123 run win over England at the SCG today, and the only mob that’s had a better series than the Aussies is us.

We understand that you can’t listen to every minute of all five days, so we’ve collated the best gags, one-liners and mini-stories from the MCG Test.

 

Isa on the series already being wrapped up: 

“I’ve got no use for dead rubbers!”

Mick on the prerequisites for joining the Warnies

“You gotta do your stump dance, fit a whole glass inside your mouth, Ascot style… order an entire crate of baked beans… texting!”

Skull on the time Mick played in a charity game against one of the Bananas in Pyjamas

“Did he… appeal?”

Skull on the time he played against George Donikian

“He bowled left arm Greek orthodox!”

Brett Lee on the second new ball

 

“It would be one of the top ten most overrated, up there with fake tan and Justin Bieber”

Skull on leg spin bowling

“Leg spin is brain surgery, off spin is bachelor of the arts!”

Mick on the Poms in the Sydney heat

“They’re like strips of bacon out there!”

Mick on the underarm game against New Zealand

“You can’t play lawn bowls in New Zealand without them booing!”

Skull on James Vince nicking off again

 

 

 


“There was a Greek wedding yesterday that had less nicks at it than James Vince… Just call me Nicholas Vince!”

“There was a Greek wedding yesterday that had less nicks at it than James Vince… Just call me Nicholas Vince!”

Brett Lee on Joe Root’s day five bout of gastro

“I wouldn’t wanna see hot spot!”

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