Yes, there's plenty of Winx memorabilia up for grabs on eBay at the moment but guys. This is it. This is the lot we should all be bidding on.
The mighty mare's. Actual. Shit.
A vendor by the name of andyman_12 (100 per cent positive feedback, by the way) is claiming to have a lump of Winx's poo for one lucky punter.
The current bid stands at $200 - although it's worth noting that there is still another nine days left to go - but with a lot description like this one, we can't imagine the price will stay low for much longer.
"For sale is the excrement of famous racehorse Winx," andyman_12 has declared.
"This was picked up at Flemington race course on the 6th of October 2018 2018 prior to race 5 commencing.
"It was picked up in a zip lock bag and was never handled by human hands.
"It has been refrigerated since and weighs approx 300 grams.
"Don't miss out on your chance to own a piece of history."
The one catch seems to be that the seller isn't willing to actually post the turd; only people keen to pick-up from Kilmore, Victoria, will be able to get their hands on the extremely valuable excrement.
If you're determined not to let one small detail get in the way of the buy of the century, though, the auction is open until November 3 and you can place your bids right here.