Bloke's Mum Pulls Peak-Mum Stunt, Is Caught Wandering Around Asking People To Date Him

What's the most embarrassing thing your mum's ever done to you? 

Because if it's not "Be wanted by police for wandering around and asking members of the public to date you", you're not going to win this game.

Some poor bloke in the US is facing up to the fact that his mother has, essentially, been pimping him out on Towson University's Maryland campus and is now the subject of an "incident advisory".

While he has, as yet, remained anonymous, his ma has not; stills captured from CCTV footage show the woman walking in and out of the uni's Cook Library and Center for the Arts, showing people photos of her son on her phone.

University Police have insisted that they won't be pressing charges against the wannabe matchmaker, but will instead gently suggest she take her search somewhere else.

"This incident advisory is being provided in order to make the TU Community aware of an incident on campus that may cause concern," Charles Herring, chief of the police department, said.

"This advisory is intended to heighten awareness and inform the community of incidents that may impact their safety and security."

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