Triple M CoMMMedy Kids - Albuera St Primary

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17 May 2019

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Mr Williams of Grade 4/5 at Albuera St Primary, nominated his class to join in and become Triple  M CoMMMedy Kids!

Fay-FayWhat does a clock do when it's scoring a test? Tick, tick, tick
JudyOne day I was walking along a street and I knocked down a man. I said "I'm sorry", the man was very polite and said "I'm sorry too". I said I'm sorry THREE! The man replied, "what are you sorry for?" to which I said, "I'm sorry FIVE!"
HughHave you heard about the movie constipated? It hasn't come out yet!
SethWhat type of bears like bad weather? Drizzly bears!

Jacob RWhat noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster
EmmelineWhy was the chef evil? Because he whipped the cream and beat the eggs!
JanabelleWhy did the chicken cross the road? To go to the other side! Knock knock - Bwak!
TomWhy did the first koala fall off the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? Because he was hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? Because he thought it was a game and joined in.


NoahWhy does a golfer wears two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one
MinaWhat animal eats with its tail? All animals, they can't take their tails off!
CowanWhy don't scientists like atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is the difference between school and an asylum centre? The phone numbers

PulouWhat would a person say if they saw a lot of money? Oh my gold!
LachlanWhy did Tiger go down the loo? To find Pooh!
WillWhat has 22 legs and hangs around with bats? A cricket team!
MaxWhat did zero say to 8? Nice belt!

TaliahWhat is bad tempered and goes with custard? Apple grumble
JoshWhy do bananas put sunscreen on? Because they peel!
SophiaWhy can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack
RubyWhat do phones do when they get married? Give each other a ring!

ZoayaA person said to the doctor, "doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to twitter." The doctor replied, "I'm sorry I'm not following you!"
JoshWhat do you call a man nailed to a wall? Arch
AprilGuess what? There's a carrot in my ear. I don't know why… I planted radishes!
Jacob WHow do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later

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