A woman in Northern Ireland has been left horrified - horrified - to learn that her drug dealer perhaps isn't the most trustworthy person in the world.
The unnamed woman called local police to report being scammed out of about $380, in a bizarre exchange posted to Facebook.
According to the PSNI Craigavon, the disgruntled customer thought she was handing over her hard-earned cash for cocaine, only to realise it was actually brown sugar.
"We've said it before and we'll say it again - drug dealers care about NOTHING other than lining their own pockets," the post continued.
"It shouldn't surprise anyone that drug dealers are scammers.
"A dishonest drug dealer. What's the world coming to?"