Kenny G Performed A Private Gig In Kim Kardashian's Living Room Yesterday & Now We're Concerned He's Trapped

Before we begin, let's start with a little question. What did you do for Valentine's Day yesterday?

Some of you, we'd assume, dutifully forked out for a bunch of red roses and a card with a teddy bear on it, while others scrambled for a petrol station bouquet at 6.30pm. 

Or maybe you don't celebrate Valentine's Day at all, instead enjoying a somewhat smug beer while laughing at the thought of anyone being forced to go out for an overpriced set dinner for two.

What's probably safe to assume is that none of you paid Kenny G to stand in the middle of your living room and play Somewhere Over The Rainbow on the saxophone.

Kanye West, wife of reality star Kim Kardashian did, though. How much did he pay him? We don't know. Why did he pay him? Beats us.

Is he still trapped by the hundreds of roses surrounding him? Very possibly.

That is a veritable maze of flowers and we still have so many questions.

How did he get in? Did he have to stand there while the flowers were arranged around him? Or was he craned in at the end?

Does he get toilet breaks? Did he know what time Kim Kardashian would be coming home, or had he been waiting there all day?

Also, where is all the furniture in this house?

If we ever find the answers to any of these extraordinarily pressing questions, we'll let you know as soon as possible.

Otherwise, thanks for joining us on this journey; as a reward, here are the other, non-Kenny G-related gigs you can look forward to this year:

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