LISTEN | Marto gets Hilariously Stitched up by Ryan Papenhuyzen

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We’ve all been there and poor Marto has been classically stitched up after falling victim to another case of tall poppy syndrome. At 57 years old Martin was well within his right to attempt to grow out a mullet, despite labelling those who co-opt the reborn hairstyle as an excuse for a personality.

This morning on The Big Breakfast Margaux’s 'At Home with the Parkers' segment was interrupted to call an intervention on Marto’s scruffy appearance with his wife and daughter voicing their concerns.

However, the biggest shock came when a call came in from arguably the #1 fullback in the NRL, the Melbourne Storm’s Ryan Papenhuyzen with some sage advice for how to appropriately rock a mullet.

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Tomorrow, Martin will be forced to spin the ‘Wheel of Haircuts’ to determine if he gets to keep his luscious locks.

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29 April 2021




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