Logging A Complaint: Cops Called In After Bloke Takes Too Long Having A Poo
All in a day's work
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Perhaps the greatest joy of the internet is when local police stations share some of the truly ridiculous calls they receive day-to-day, like the case of a guy who was just trying to poo.
Greater Manchester Police yesterday confirmed that they'd had to dispatch officers to a shop after staff complained of a bloke who'd disappeared into their toilet quite some time before,
According to reports, the unnamed gentleman "had entered one hour previously, was not a customer and when asked to leave by staff, told them to 'F*ck off, I'm having a shit'."
The man did eventually move along after the cops arrived, with "no criminal offences committed".
As you can imagine, social media is having a field day.