The 10 Worst Halloween Costumes In 2017

Presenting the 'Sexy Goldfish'.

No matter your feelings towards celebrating Halloween in Australia, the fact of the matter is people are going to be dressing up around the country.

Unfortunately sometimes people can make some ill-informed decisions as to what to dress up as.

So, consider this as a bit of a community service announcement.

Presenting our Top 10 Worst Halloween Costumes in 2017.

Sexy Fidget Spinner

It says a lot about our society in 2017 when there is a 'sexy' costume version of a toy that literally just spins and sits in one place. Why is there even any costume version of a fidget spinner, let alone a sexy one?

Runny Nose

On face value this costume is kind of funny, but then you actually think about how gross and annoying having a runny nose is, and suddenly this costume becomes absurdly pointless. Let alone the fact it is almost impossible to eat or drink when you have a nose for a head.

Single bed, double occupancy

No costume should be glorifying a 40-year-old who still lives with their parents.

Anne Frank

Considering the historical significance of such a brave young lady and the cultural insensitivity of this costume, it's no wonder it has been pulled from the shelves.

Tampon

I mean, come on? Let alone the fact you'd have to pay GST on this costume as well...

Sexy Minion

A Disney/Pixar character and the word 'sexy' should never be used in the one sentence, let alone be manifested into a Halloween costume.

Sexy Goldfish

See above, just substitute 'Disney/Pixar' character for 'household pet'. This costume needs to be flushed down the dunny.

Creepy Gynaecologist

What? The less said about this costume idea, the better.

Poop Emoji

We're thoroughly of the thinking that emojis and poo should not be involved in a costume in any capacity. This is an example of two wrongs don't make a right.

And just in case you were wondering...