The 79 Hashtags James Brayshaw Invented In 2018
#JimProperlyAirborne
JB's Instagram is completely off-tap.
Triple M's own James Brayshaw is either the king of hashtags or an absolute #cocksmack - you decide.
Here is an example of his work:
JB's 79 Original Hashtags from 2018:
#punterandslatstiny
#unluckiestfishinthebay
#brownycalminginfluence
#fossandinowhere
#howgooddoesjimlook
#lisaprettynutstoo
#daylightsavingsisgold
#easywhenyourpractising
#visacardhasblownup
#everyothertouristis100
#italyisinsanelygood
#suckedinjim
#notbotheringoldmate
#myriglikedavidonlybigger
#excitedbottle
#jimindominatingform
#howcooltheopentopcabs
#hatdoingplenty
#lovewhentheyshutthedoors
#wattsyusedtolookafterme
#bestcricketgearbyfar
#awesome4simmobtw
#theydontwantabarofit
#gotabitofDKLilleeabouthim
#threehugeunits
#dadtheyoungestinthephoto
#whyisntheatschool
#nothardtobefunnierthanfat
#luckiestgirlinAUS
#sheswonlotto
#betterthrutheballthandad
#letsmeknowaboutittoo
#wevedisappearedupourownarse
#staggeringoverreaction
#lightenupitsagame
#mymatescangetf
#nutsofficiallyfrozen
#snuckthrutothekeeper
#sheseriouslyrubbeditintoo
#jimverygoodatdoingbuggerall
#bristlewoundrightup
#brownynotsurewhereheis
#fatlookslikeasnowman
#onlyabitsadhesahawksfan
#faceactuallycantchange
#threehoursofkipmissed
#literallykickingoffthedew
#thinkshesnatfyfe
#melbourneproperlyrocks
#lisasbeertwiceasbig
#imsaddledwithfatforanotheryear
#fatalreadyannoyingme
#sadlydraggingmyarsehome
#staggeringlybeautiful
#alltimeplaceqtown
#minutesawayfromgettingrightonit
#rubberdogshitoutofhongkong
#you2charactersrgoingtoTopGun
#wheresmycoolhelmet
#backwhenBoofhadhair
#addingsomemuchneededeyecandy
#theywonlottoatbirththesetwo
#completelynutscourse
#destinedfortopfive
#leadsingerofloverboy
#Molloyverydusty
#ialwayscomeoffsecondbest
He also attempted a number of hashtags that had symbols inside them - making them invalid. Here they are:
#global&trending
#100%havenoideawhatimdoing
#upup&away
#remindingtheboysof96&99
#arch&colbypretenders
#twosuperstars&fat
And finally, here is JB's finest work. All his references to either being airborne soon, or currently being airborne:
#jimabouttobeairborne
#jimproperlyairborne
#jimairborne
#jimstillairborne
#jimtotallyairborne
#jimnowproperlyflying
While you're here, this is some classic audio from The Rush Hour: