There's A Boa Constrictor On The Loose In Sydney So Good Luck Sleeping Tonight

Look alive Sydney... there's a bloody Boa Constrictor on the loose in your city (The Cascades Estate at Silverdale and surrounding suburbs) and we're not even joking.

You know it's official when the government sends out an official warning on an official letterhead.

Reportedly, this is the skin left over on a building site:

Holy snakeskins Batman... that's a bloody big snake! Good luck with finding that!