This Guy Is Creating Really Uplifting, Wholesome Porn While Fully Dressed

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27 November 2018

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A guy by the name of Ryan Creamer - no, really - is taking the internet's adult video industry by storm by uploading incredibly wholesome clips to Pornhub.

Creamer, who became a verified Pornhub user earlier this month, films the 15-second movies while dressed in a jumper, collared shirt and tie and is living proof that if you can think it, someone's made porn of it.

I Blow You A Platonic Kiss, for example, has racked up more than 20,000 views and has a 99 per cent approval rate.

And I, Your Step Brother, Decline Your Advances But Am Flattered Nonetheless, is quickly closing in with 15,300 views and yet another 99 per cent thumbs-up review.

Creamer has also found himself the unlikely hero of the subreddit r/wholesomememes and is hoping to turn his new-found fame into an actual living.

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Some reviews of his work to date include: "A fine balance between kinda wholesome and ever so slightly disturbing", "I love that he put on a tie to make these" and (our personal favourite) "8/10 would buy car insurance from this guy, seems like he cares about me."

We can't link you out to Creamer's Pornhub channel because we've already been tapped on the shoulder twice by IT for our internet browsing history but just know that he's out there, doing his thing.

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