Thanks to a poor choice of subject, Billy only had one caller for his phoner about when you've driven a mobility scooter down the Monash Freeway.
It was Todd.
"JB, I don't know how you put up with this moron. Fair dinkum," he said.
"It's Todd from Barwon Heads!
"He's finally lost it! Fat, the lights from that dump of a stadium have soaked into your bald head and they've fried your brain!"