US cops are on the hunt for a man who spent three hours lovingly licking a doorbell before vanishing into the night.
The bloke, who has since been named as 33-year-old Roberto Daniel Arroyo, was caught on CCTV camera as he went about the bizarre - and persistent - activity.
According to reports, the homeowners weren't home at the time but their children were; when they got back from their trip, they reviewed the security footage and found Arroyo going at it with the doorbell, at which point they notified California police.
A clip of the 180-minute love-fest has since been uploaded to Facebook by local news station WJXT4, where it has racked up 1.2 million views and counting.
"You kind of laugh about it afterwards because, technically, he didn't harm anybody, he didn't break anything," doorbell licking victim Slyvia Dungan said.
"This just kind of reinforces how important it is to have security within your home."
Because Arroyo was so clearly visible in the shot - and, you know, making direct eye contact with the camera most of the time - Salina police were able to identify him almost immediately.
We can only hope that, one day, we know what compelled him to lick a doorbell for three hours - and where he gets his stamina.