KFC In The UK Have Now Run Out Of Gravy

Potato and...nothing


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Spare a thought for the people of the UK and Ireland.

After last week's devastating news that KFC restaurants in the region have run out of chicken, thanks to a stuff up from their delivery service DHL, things were looking on the up.

Stores around the UK finally received shipments of their delicious chicken, ready to be marinated in their eleven herbs and spices.

Then, things took a sinister turn for the worse...KFC in the UK has now run out of gravy!

Unbelievable!

“Due to the ongoing distribution challenges DHL is experiencing, some restaurants are continuing to serve a reduced menu,” a spokesman told Reuters.

“We’re working as hard as we can to get this sorted out. We know that our gravy is a big favourite.”

A big favourite?

A big bloody favourite!?

KFC potato and gravy deserves its own Holy scripture, and now the people of the UK are going without.

Not only did they lose the Ashes in demoralising fashion, they now can't dip their chips into more potato mixed with gravy...

Ryan Warren

1 March 2018

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Ryan Warren




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