A Caller Tells Triple M The 'Grossest Story You'll Ever Hear'

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*WARNING*

No, seriously. Even the strongest stomachs are going to struggle with this one...

Tuesday night on Triple M's Tom & Olly saw a caller buzz in with the most disgusting story you're ever likely to hear - so if you're intrigued, read on.

When asked 'what's the grossest thing that's happened to you?', a caller named Jake insisted he had to be part of the action.

Here is how it went:

“Myself and my best mate Jono were over in WA,” he starts.

“We’re in a town of about 50 people at this small pub.”

“In the pub, we’re having a few pints and we meet this sheila there. And she says ‘would you boys like to come to my joint tonight?’ “

“We figured we’d spent a few weeks in a van - it would be nice to sleep in a bed.”

“So we had a few pints and went back to her joint and she said ‘righto, one of you is on the couch and one of you is in my bed’ “

At this point, Tom and Olly were curious if the girl was attractive; which Jake confirmed was not the case.

He continued to say that his mate immediately took the offer of the couch, leaving Jake to sleep in the bed with the mystery girl.

“So anyway, started kissing her and went down and started sucking her nipple for a few minutes,” he explained.

“Then I got a bit of a squirt in the mouth.”

“I said to her ‘are you pregnant?!’ This is a bit weird.”

“So I turned the light on - she had a gigantic boil right next to her nipple.”

“I’d been sucking on her boil for two minutes.”

“I started spitting and dry reaching - just went straight to the bathroom, put my clothes on and got out of there.”

“Went to the servo, got some Listerine and drank the whole bottle I reckon.”