Talk about a send-off.
American woman Kathleen Dehmlow (nee Schunk) passed away at the end of May, leaving the need for an obituary.
What her two kids, Gina and Jay, served up was absolutely ruthless.
They told the story of how she married Dennis Dehmlow in 1957 and gave birth to Gina and Jay.
Then, in 1962, she fell pregnant again - this time thanks to Dennis's brother Lyle - and abandoned Gina and Jay to move to California, leaving the two kids to be raised by her parents.
"She passed away on May 31, 2018 in Springfield and will now face judgement," the obituary reads.
"She will not be missed by Gina and Jay, and they understand that this world is a better place without her."
Absolutely cop that.