A church on the Gold Coast has made all kinds of headlines after accidentally erecting (wahey) a big ol' filthy joke on a sign right outside their door.
Surfers Paradise resident and member of parliament John-Paul Langbroek spotted the massive double entendre, which reads: "FORGIVENESS IS SWALLOWING WHEN YOU'D RATHER SPIT".
We'll just leave that with you for a moment.
Rather adorably, the Anglican Church of The Holy Spirt still doesn't seem to realise why the sign has cracked the country up, with a spokesperson stepping in to explain.
"You don't open your mouth and yell at somebody, you close your mouth and swallow," they said. "If you want to say something, keep your mouth closed for a bit.
"Swallow it, don't spit it out."
See? An innocent explanation.
Get your minds out of the gutter.