Chewbacca Bashed Man At Thredbo

What the hell.

Chewbacca has just bashed a man in Thredbo, reports The Daily Telegraph.

Police say a man dressed as the famous Star Wars character hit another man with a snowboard at Alpine Way, leaving the victim with “facial” injuries.

Chewie will have to face court next month, but not before explaining himself.

“He lost consciousness and some teeth,” he said.

“Coped (sic) a head but to the bridge of the nose and have been having some difficulty with balance.

“Been ordered not to have any contact with Thredbo staff (even if i know them) about what happened and must stay 15km away from Thredbo.”

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