As if emanating from the dreams of Home Improvement's Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor himself, Honda have created a lawn mower with a top sped of 190 kilometres per hour.
The Mean Mower Mk. 2 is Honda's second attempt at creating a lawn mower that could not only beat a Daewoo Lanos in a drag race, but also cut your lawn in quick time.
The idea for the rubber-burning lawn mower was first entertained in 2014 on an episode of British TV show Top Gear.
Now, Honda have come to the party.
At the time of writing, a professional driver has been able to get the Mean Mower Mk. 2 to a top speed of 187 km/p, which is a Gluiness World Record for the world's fastest lawn mower.
Honda has promised that the more accurate top speed for the Mean Mower Mk. 2 is closer towards 215 km/h, and can reach 100km/h within two seconds.
Unfortunately the lawn mower isn't for public sale, so we'll have to settle using our usual ride-on for now, us peasants.