Police Searching For Mystery Person Who Keeps Pooing In Family's Yard

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Police in the US city of Colorado are on the hunt for a 'phantom pooper' after a family claim they are being terrorised by her repeated defecating on their front lawn.

 Despite asking the woman to please refrain from taking a dump on her property, Cathy Budde claims her family has suffered from their front lawn being consistently used as a toilet.

 Budde said it was her kids that first raised the alarm.

 “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!”, Budde said.

 "So I come outside, and I’m like, ‘Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry’.”

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Budde then said she expected the mystery dumper to return and clean up her business, and she was half right, with the assailant returning, only to take ANOTHER poo on her lawn.

“I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop’,” said Budde. 

“She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped.”

Budde says she feels her family is being targeted by the pooper, who has now changed up the time of her morning routine dump.

“Two other times we’ve caught her — caught her yesterday — she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching,” said Budde.

“There’s plenty of public restrooms less than a block away from where she’s targeting. This is intentional.”

If caught by local police, the dumper faces charges of indecent exposure and public defecation.

Ryan Warren

21 September 2017

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