People are weird, let's just throw that out there before continuing this article.
When someone has a baby, the usual gifts to give them to celebrate would be a teddy bear, flowers, card and...raw meat?
British tennis ace Andy Murray and wife Kim are celebrating the birth of their second child, and one patriotic Scottish butcher has decided to commemorate the birth by creating, in his own words, a 'sausage baby'.
This is the raw meat monstrosity in all its glory, and just look at the pride in the butchers face.
Naturally, people are not warming to it.
One more look for good measure?