These Piss-Poor Attempts At "Wheel Of Fortune" Answers Are Absolute Gold

The internet is a real mixed bag. Sometimes you have to deal with your great-aunt's rambling Facebook posts and sometimes you stumble across little nuggets of gold hidden in the further corners of Twitter.

Case in point: Wheel of Fortune Answers. Someone, somewhere, is churning out piss-poor attempts at filling in the blanks on the long-running show and it's absolutely inspired.

The account popped up last month and, while it's currently on "Midseason Break", it's been steadily nailing half-solved puzzles in a bizarre but also weirdly poetic manner.

Here's a small selection"

Can we just appreciate how much thought has to gone in to not only making a somewhat-understandable solution but also doing so in a way that fits the category? 

Genius.

And for any joyless buzzkills who want to point out that Wheel of Fortune Answers doesn't always play by the rules, they have one word for you.