UK Soccer Fan Evicted For Taking A Dump In The Stands

"I thought I was on the toilet"

UK Soccer Fan Evicted For Taking A Dump In The Stands

A soccer fan in the UK has responded after being evicted from the stadium after taking a dump in the stands.

Sunderland fan Callum Mawson was evicted from his sides Championship match against Reading over the weekend after he 'dropped his pants to his ankles, squatted and curled one out' at his seat.


Footage and pictures of Mawson squatting pant-less in a seat emerged online, but with mounting evidence piling up against him he claims he didn't actually poo in his seat.

"I am apologetic for it, I am sorry. I didn't defecate on the seat, that's the God's honest truth. I can't recall any of it," the 17-year-old told Macca. 

"I got to the ground, sat in my seat and the next thing I remember was I was being in the holding cell in the stadium.

"I had necked 12 beers and six ciders and had eaten two chocolates from my advent calendar."

Although admitting to being drunk, he was adamant that that he did not have a poo at his seat, but he may have committed the lesser social crime (but still disgusting act) of taking a piss in the stands.


"A lad who sat next to me put on Twitter saying it didn't happen," Mawson said.

"He said, 'I can confirm he didn't have a shit in his seat'. He said, 'I can I can confirm he had a piss'.

"I'd rather it be that then having a shit on the seat. But I'd rather it be nothing at all.

"I think I must have been so drunk I thought I was on the toilet. That's the only thing I can think of. I wouldn't have done it for no reason.

Local police have publicly clarified that no poo had taken place in the stands.

Either way, be it a piss or a poo, probably best to save it for the toilets mate.