US Mascot Annihilates Own Dick By Accidentally Shooting Himself With T-Shirt Gun

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US Mascot Annihilates Own Dick By Accidentally Shooting Himself With T-Shirt Gun

This might be the funniest thing on the internet at the moment.

Spare a thought for Chip the Buffalo, the mascot of the University of Colorado Boulder‘s football team.

As Chip was trying to gee up the crowd with some free merchandise, gleefully delivered through the awesomeness of a T-short gun, Chip had the ultimate nightmare scenario.

After packing the gun with an XXL Buffalo's t-shirt, Chip accidentally had the gun pointed the wrong way, and when pulling the trigger, instead of firing the t-shirt 50 rows back, he fired directly into his meat and tackle.

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That's gotta hurt!

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