You can actually see the moment where his heart breaks in half.
On the latest episode of game show Let's Make A Deal, host Wayne Brady asked a couple - Steve and Jessie - how long they'd been together.
"About six months," Steve replied.
But then came Jessie's slightly contrasting response.
"We're friends! We're just friends," she laughed.
It's one thing to get friend zoned, but it's another to have it happen on national television, and Steve wasn't a fan.
"Can we talk about this not in front of everyone?" he said.
How do you not know whether you're in a relationship after six months?
This episode was prom-themed too, to top off the awkwardness of this video.